1 001 bruits (le compte des).

Cobo Arena, Détroit, 1er décembre 20041.


Cobo Arena, Détroit, 1er décembre 20041.

Hot Chip, dimanche 30 août 2015 à Rock en Seine, fut donc le 1 001e artiste que j’ai vu se produire sur scène en 690 concerts et festivals ces 20 dernières années, ce qui fait une brouette de gens, quand on considère que le terme générique d’« artiste » inclue des groupes humains allant d’une personne (Johnny Hallyday) à vingt-sept (I’m from Barcelona). Un total aussi ébouriffant méritait bien une liste complète et bien classée, parce que je sais que vous adorez les listes complètes et bien classées (surtout moi).

[Et en bande-son, je vous mets un artiste que je n’ai jamais vu en concert, parce que j’aime l’ironie.]

16 fois Muse.

14 fois Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.

13 fois Kasabian.

12 fois Mademoiselle K.

11 fois Interpol.

10 fois Dionysos, Franz Ferdinand.

09 fois Editors, Gossip, Placebo, Skip the Use.

08 fois Arcade Fire, Elista, The Wombats.

07 fois Archive, Bloc Party, Blood Red Shoes, I’m from Barcelona, Linkin Park.

06 fois The Black Keys, Cold War Kids, Eagles of Death Metal, The Joy Formidable, The Kills, Nada Surf, Shaka Ponk, Stuck in the Sound, The Subways, Two Gallants.

05 fois Arctic Monkeys, Bat for Lashes, The Black Angels, The Black Box Revelation, Blanche, Jake Bugg, Cali, Flogging Molly, Foster the People, Ghinzu, Kaiser Chiefs, Miles Kane, KillerPilze, Klaxons, ­M-, Mass Hysteria, Phoenix, Queens of the Stone Age, Secret Machines, Stereophonics.

04 fois ALB, ∆, AqME, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour, The Avatars, Band of Skulls, BB Brunes, The BellRays, The Bewitched Hands, Boy, Crystal Fighters, The Dandy Warhols, The Datsuns, Depeche Mode, The Dø, Florence and the Machine, Garbage, Ben Harper, PJ Harvey, Ilis, Iron Maiden, The John Butler Trio, Les Ligne Droites, Maxïmo Park, Motorama, Narrow Terence, The National, Peter Björn & John, The Pixies, Radiohead, The Rambling Wheels, The Rapture, Sigur Rós, Émilie Simon, Sting, Temples, Tom Vek, The White Stripes, Charlie Winston.

03 fois Archie Bronson Outfit, Bastian Baker, Balinger, Brendan Benson, Biffy Clyro, Black Lips, Cake, Calexico, Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan, Gaz Coombes, The Cure, The Dead Weather, The Dirtbombs, Julien Doré, Dresden Dolls, Elderberries, La Femme, Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds, Good Charlotte, The Greenhornes, Sylvia Hanschneckenbühl, The Hives, The Horrors, Sophie Hunger, Hushpuppies, I Love UFO, Jagwar Ma, Jet, Junip, Kings of Leon, The Kooks, K’s Choice, Larval, Metronomy, METZ, My Little Cheap Dictaphone, Mystery Jets, Of Monsters and Men, The Paybacks, Pearl Jam, Pleymo, Polar, Oxmo Puccino, Razorlight, Damien Rice, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Royal Blood, Olivia Ruiz, The Script, The Sights, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Strokes, Selah Sue, The Tellers, The Ting Tings, Tricky, TV on the Radio, Two Door Cinema Club, The Von Bondies, Peter Von Poehl, Wolfmother, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, James Yuill.

02 fois Anna Aaron, Air, Airbourne, Airnadette, The Animen, Ólöf Arnalds, Astonvilla, Paul Banks, Beady Eye, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Better Than Ezra, The Big Pink, The Bloody Beetroots, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Blur, Brigitte, BRNS, Camille, Los Campesinos!, Charlie XCX, Chemical Brothers, Chinese Man, Circa Waves, Coldplay, Coming Soon, Étienne Daho, Howie Day, Dead Combo, Death in Vegas, Deportivo, Dinosaur Jr., Dirty Pretty Things, The Dodoz, Drenge, Drou & the Candy Kid, The Duke Spirit, Eels, Electric Six, Evanescence, Ez3kiel, FIDLAR, Fiery Furnaces, The Film, Findlay, Fingerless, The Flaming Lips, Fleet Foxes, Foo Fighters, Sallie Ford, The Fray, Ghost, Grandaddy, Green Day, Greenshape, Pierre Guimard, Haim, Handsome Furs, Hard-Fi, Ben Howard, I Am Kloot, Incubus, Indochine, Les Innocents, In the Valley Below, Jamiroquai, JC Satàn, Jil is Lucky, Jude, Juliette and the Licks, Jungle, Just Jack, The Killers, Kill It Kid, Kodaline, Ben Kweller, The Lads, Mark Lanegan, The Libertines, Jamie Lidell, Little Barrie, Louis XIV, Love Amongst Ruin, Luke, M83, Magic Numbers, Major Lazer, Malibu Stacy, Marylin Manson, Massive Attack, Eugene McGuinness, Tom McRae, The Men, MGMT, Mika, Moby, Mogwai, Morrissey, Mumford and Sons, My Chemical Romance, The Nice Device, Nine Inch Nails, The Noisettes, Oasis, Other Lives, Palma Violets, Robert Plant, Portishead, The Prodigy, Quidam, The Raconteurs, The Raveonettes, Revolver, La Roux, Damien Saez, Seasick Steve, The Servant, Sharko, The Shins, Shout Out Louds, Silvertide, The Sirens, Skunk Anansie, Sleigh Bells, Sliimy, Snow Patrol, Soldout, Sons and Daughters, Stars, Angus & Julia Stone, Stoned Popes, Stromaë, The Strypes, System of a Down, Temper Trap, Tété, 30 Seconds to Mars, Yann Tiersen, Tinariwen, Triggerfinger, Tryo, Tunng, The Used, Vampire Weekend, Sharon Van Etten, Vegastar, Von Pariahs, Les Wampas, The Warlocks, The Weakerthans, White Lies, Alex Winston, Woodkid, Lily Wood and the Prick, Yoav, Yodélice, The Young Gods, Zita Swoon.

01 fois Acid Baby Jesus, The Agency, The Airborne Toxic Event, Air Traffic, Alabama Shakes, Alberta Cross, Alister, Amen Dune, Anaïs, … And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Angels and Airwaves, Les Anges, Animal Collective, Annette and Matthi, Annihilator, Anoraak, The Answer, Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra, Die Antwoord, Joseph d’Anvers, Apocalyptica, Applause, Aqua Nebula Oscillator, Arid, Arlt., David Aron, A$ap Rocky, AS Dragon, Ash, Richard Ashcroft, Asian Dub Foundation, Asyl, Jean-Louis Aubert, Melissa Auf der Maur, Augustines, D’Austerlitz, Austra, Autolux, Avenged Sevenfold, Avi Buffalo, Asaf Avidan, Aymé, Baby Monster, Babyshamble, Joey Bada$$, Baden Baden, Bad Lieutenant, Joan Baez, Balthazar, Barbarossa, Courtney Barnett, Alain Bashung, Bastille, Batist, Battles, The Bawdies, Beach House, Beat Assaillant, Beatsteaks, Beat Torrent, Bénabar, Bertignac, The Besnard Lakes, Beulah, Françoiz Beut, Be Your Own Pet, Big Mama, Benjamin Biolay, Björk, The Black-Eyed Peas, Black Label Society, James Blake, The Blakes, Blitzen Trapper, Blondie, Blood Meridian, Blue Box, James Blunt, The Bodies, Bogue, Bombay Bicycle Club, Bombay Show Pig, The Bony King of Nowhere, Boogers, Born Ruffians, Bourgeois d’Ici et d’Ailleurs, Charlie Boyer and the Voyeurs, The Brakes, Michelle Branch, The Bravery, Breton, Bright Eyes, Brodinski, Broken Records, Broken Twin, Brooklyn, Patrick Bruel, Ane Brun, Buck 65, Bullet for My Valentine, C2C, Calogero, Candy Clash, Gautier Capuçon, Caravan Palace, Caribou, Julian Casablancas, Casseurs Flowteurs, Cast of Cheers, Casual Sex, Catfish, Cat Power, Cats on Trees, Cave In, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Le Cercle, Chaos Am Re, The Chase, Chérie++, Eagle-Eye Cherry, Chew Lips, Chin Chin, !!!, Christine and the Queens, Chvrches, City and Colour, Gary Clark, Jr., Cleo T., Coco, Adam Cohen, Edwyn Collins, Concorde, Control, Control Control, Converge, The Coral, The Coronas, Marion Corralès, The Coup, Crackity Flynn, Crâne Angels, Crash Normal, Creature with the Atom Brain, The Cribs, Crystal Castles, CSS, Rob Cunningham, Cut Off Your Hands, Cypress Hill, Daan, Dag för Dag, Daisybox, Dälek, Brody Dalle, Dananananaykroyd, Danko Jones, Daniel Darc, Douglas Dare, Darko, Daughter, Dead Meadows, Dead Sea, Dead 60, Décibelles, Deerhoof, Deftones, Delphic, Lana Del Rey, Deluxe, Kelly De Martino, Niki Demiller, Olivier Depardon, The Desert Sessions, Détroit, The Detroit Cobras, dEUS, Devotchka, Digitalism, Dillinger Escape Plan, Disco Doom, 10lec6, Dizzee Rascal, DKT/MC5, Peter Doherty, Lou Doillon, Dolomite Minor, Domingo, Dorval, Dry the River, Dub Inc, Duck Duck Grey Duck, Dum Dum Girls, Dungen, Earle Steve & the Dukes, Ebony Bones, Stephan Eicher, Eiffel, Eisley, Elbow, Electrelane, Electric Guest, The Electric Soft Parade, Elephant Stone, Elmer Food Beat, Empire Dust, Enhancer, Esparrow, Eths, Everybody Was in the French Resistance… Now, Exeunt, The Exit, The Explosion, Explosion de Caca, Adam Ezra, George Ezra, The Faint, Faithless, Faith No More, Fauxve, Feu! Chatterton, FFS, Fills Monkey, Final Fantasy, Fink, Fiodor Dream Dog, Joseph Fisher, Five o’Clock Heroes, Fixers, Flash Express, Flexa Lyndo, Foals, Föggy Bottöm, For My Hybrid, Alma Forrer, Josephine Foster, Four Dead in Ohio, Lyla Foye, The Frames, Frànçois and the Atlas Mountain, Franz Is Dead, The Fratellis, Frightened Rabbit, Frisbie, Frisktailer, FüGü Mango, Funeral for a Friend, Funeral Party, Funeral Suits, Ezra Furman, Fuzz, Dave Gahan, Garden of Alibis, Jacco Gardner, General Fiasco, Get Well Soon, Get Your Gun, The Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger, Giedré, Girls in Hawaii, Givers, Glamour of the Kill, Glasvegas, Glow, The Go, Goat, Godsmack, Go Go Charlton, Gogol Bordello, Gojira, Gomez, Gomina, Gomm, José González, The Good Natured, The Gore Gore Girls, The Gories, Ellie Goulding, Grand Blanc, La Grande Sophie, The Grand Nationals, Granville, Macy Gray, Great Mountain Fire, Micky Green, Michaël Gregorio, Gribz, Grimes, Grinderman, Groundation, Grouplove, David Guetta, Guillemots, Gus Gus, Gush, Johnny Hallyday, Nour Harkati, Harlem, Arthur H, Hatebreed, Taylor Hawkins & Coat Tail Riders, Sean Hayes, The Head and the Heart, Health, Heavy Trash, Hellbats, Hell’s Kitchen, Herman Düne, Hey Hey My My, Heymoonshaker, Highlife, The High Strung, Bob Hillman, Tyler Hilton, Hockey, The Hold Steady, Jolie Holland, The Holy Fire, Honey Honey, Hoosiers, Hopper, Ho99o9, Hot Chip, Huck, Husbands, I Blame Coco, The Icarus Line, I Come from Pop, I Heart Hiroshima, I Like Trains, Imany, I’m in You, Indians, Ingram Hill, Iñigo Montoya, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Isaac Delusion, Is Tropical, Izia, Jackdaw4, Jack of Heart, Kerry James, Jehro, The Jezabels, Jim Jones Revue, Jimmy Eat World, Jinx, Joensuu 1685, John & Jehn, Elton John, Johnny Rawls Revue, Jack Johnson, Keziah Jones, Joy, Gary Jules, Valerie June, Jupiter & Okwess International, Damien Jurado, Kadebostany, Kaolin, Katerine, Kavinsky, Keane, Wiz Khalifa, Kid Bombardos, Kiddy Smile, Kid Karate, Phoebe Killdeer & the Short Straws, The Kinbeats, King Charles, Kings of Conspiracy, Kinky, Klaus Johann Grobe, Klaxon et Müller, Korn, Koudlam, Lenny Kravitz, Krisha, Lambchop, The Lanskies, Larytta, Last Train, Ben Lee, Annie Lennox, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Lescop, Less Than Jake, Liars, The Like, Limousine, Limp Bizkit, Lippie, The Living End, Living Things, London Grammar, Londonophilus, Lonely Walk, Lost Alone, The Lost Novel, Louves, LYS, The Maccabees, Mad River, MAI, Maissiat, Mando Diao, Marie-Flore, Marina and the Diamonds, Damian Marley, Johnny Marr, Bruno Mars, The Mars Volta, Pierre Martin, Marylin, Jay Mascis, Willy Mason, Mates of States, Matisyahu, Matthew Ryan, Scott Matthew, Robin McKelle, Mclusky, Pat Mc Manus, ME, Mechanical Bride, Medi & the Medicine Show, Menomena, Metallica, Metric, Metro Station, M.I.A., Mickey3d, Midnight Juggernauts, Miike Snow, Milburn, 1973, Millionnaire, Mini Mansions, Zach Miskin, Mme Ex, Mobius Band, Modey Lemon, Mohini Geisweiller, Moller Plesset, Molly’s, Janelle Monáe, Montgomery, Thurston Moore, Moving Units, MS MR, Mugison, Nick Mulvey, My Morning Jacket, My Vitriol, Naast, Nadeah, Yaël Naïm, Naïve New Beaters, The Naked and Famous, Kate Nash, Neon, Le Nerf, Nico and the Red Shoes, Night Riders, No Age, Noah and the Whale, Noir Cœur, Obits, The Oblivians, Ochestre Tout Puissant Marcel Duchamp, The Offspring, Oh Land, Oh Othello, Dave Oliffe, One Two, Orelsan, The Organ, Our Broken Garden, Owlle, The Pack A.D., Mélanie Pain, Panic! at the Disco, Panico, Vanessa Paradis, The Parisians, The Parlotones, Parquets Courts, Passenger, Passion Pit, Howie Payne, Josh T. Pearson, Pégase, Peggy Sue, Pelican, Julian Perretta, Peter Kernel, Phantom Planet, The Piebalds, The Pierces, An Pierlé, The Pigeon Detectives, Pink, Pink Moutaintops, Pinkunoizu, The Pipettes, Plus 44, Polarsets, Poliça, Polysics, Pony Express, Pop Levi, Portugal. the Man, Pravda, Primal Scream, Le Prince Miiaou, The Priscillas, The Proper Ornaments, Puggy, The Pussywarmers & Réka, Puts Marie, Quadricolor, Queen Adreena, Radical Face, Radio 4, Rammstein, The Rasmus, Ravenhill, Real Estate, R.E.M., The Revival Hour, Ben Ricour, Catherine Ringer, Rise to Remain, Rita Mitsouko, The Ritch Kids, Rock n’Roll, Rocky, Daniel Romano, Rooster, Alex Rossi, Gaëtan Roussel, The Rumour Said Fire, Sad Day for Puppets, Salut c’est cool, Joseph Salvat, DJ Sammy Jo, Véronique Sanson, Arno Santamaria, Santigold, Sarah W Papsun, Joe Satriani, Saturday Looks Good to Me, Scala, Scapin, Scissor Sisters, S.C.U.M, Sea of Bees, Sebmartel, Second Sex, Sefyu, The Shady Brothers, Kool Shen, Sheraff, She Wants Revenge, Shit Brown, The Shoes, Simple Minds, Simple Plan, A Singer Must Die, Sioen, Skin, Skrillex, Slaves, Slipknot, Patti Smith, Sneaker Pimps, Snoop Dogg, Soap & Skin, The Soft Moon, The Soft Pack, Soko, Soma, Soul Asylum, The Sounds, Soviet Suprem, Sparta, The Specials, Spector, Spoon, SSION, Staind, The Stands, Joey Starr, Starsailor, Stellardrive, Iggy & the Stooges, The Stray Cats, The Streets, Stupeflip, Suede, The Sugar Plum Fairy pr., Sum 41, Supergrass, Superpoze, Suzanne Combo, Taking Back Sunday, Talisco, Tarmac, The Tatianas, Tedeschi Trucks Band, Teleman, Kate Tempest, Moris Tepper, Texas, That Summer, Thee Oh Sees, The Good Bad & the Queen, Them Crooked Vultures, 3Somesisters, The Thrills, Thursday, Mina Tindle, Tiny Masters of Today, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Tobacco Road, To Kill a King, Tokyo Sex Destruction, Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, Too Many Zooz, Top Top, La Tordue, Torpid, Emiliana Torrini, Toy, Trampolene, Transfer, Trevor Ross & Hannah-Lou, Turbo Fruit, Tweak Bird, The Unicorns, UNKLE, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Utopium, U2, The Valentinos, Sydney Vallette, Suzanne Vega, Velvet Revolver, Venus in Flames, Verdena, Constance Verluca, Villagers, The Vines, Volbeat, Troy Von Balthazar, Rocky Votolato, Mirelle Wagner, Fiona Walden, The Walkmen, Wallace Vanborn, David Walters, Warpaint, The Waterboys, Patrick Watson, Wax Tailor, We Are Enfant Terrible, Jason Webley, Caroline Weeks, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Jeremie Whistler, White Crime Circle Club, White Lung, Robbie Williams, Wind of Change, Wolf Alice, Wolf Parade, Adam Wood, Woodpigeon, The xx, Yoanna, The Yolks, Pete Yorn, You and You, Youssoupha, Yum, Hindi Zahra, Zaz, Zebda, Zone Libre, Zulu Winter.

Mais à part ça, rien.

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1. Je sais, je sais, j’ai déjà publié ― et longuement commenté ― cette photo le 19 janvier 2007 ; Elle n’a donc rien d’inédit. c’est un peu moisi… mais c’est la première qui m’est venue à l’esprit lorsqu’il s’est agit d’illustrer la cool liste ci-dessus. Que l’on me pardonne donc.