{"id":9582,"date":"2010-09-29T10:16:04","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T08:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.po-l.com\/belogue\/?p=9582"},"modified":"2012-04-13T11:36:23","modified_gmt":"2012-04-13T09:36:23","slug":"olof-arnalds-salon-musical-saint-eustache-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2010\/09\/29\/olof-arnalds-salon-musical-saint-eustache-paris\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00d3l\u00f6f Arnalds @ Salon musical Saint-Eustache, Paris."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div id=\"photo\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2010\/09\/20100929.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>J&rsquo;avais d&eacute;j&agrave; fait des photos d&rsquo;artiste acoustique qui joue pas fort avec toute la salle qui se retourne vers toi en faisant les gros yeux d&egrave;s que tu d&eacute;clenches, mais avec un plancher qui GRINCE en bonus, &ccedil;a non. Ah ah.<\/p>\n<p>Pour survivre dans ce genre de milieu hostile, il faut &eacute;videmment commencer par &eacute;viter de prendre 47 photos &agrave; la minute, un conseil qui se d&eacute;montre au moyen de la formule fondamentale suivante (1)&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">(1) Y&nbsp;= &alpha;x<\/p>\n<ul>\n<ul>\n<ul>\n<p>avec&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Y&nbsp;= nombre total de gros yeux sur la soir&eacute;e,<\/li>\n<li>&alpha;&nbsp;= taux unitaire de gros yeux &agrave; chaque d&eacute;clenchement (variable selon le milieu),<\/li>\n<li>x&nbsp;= nombre de d&eacute;clenchements sur la soir&eacute;e.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ce principe adopt&eacute;, mieux vaut prendre \u00e9galement en compte les trois suivants&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Venir deux heures en avance pour avoir le temps de cartographier sur place &#8213;&nbsp;le mieux &eacute;tant d&#8217;employer une bombe de peinture phosphorescente appliqu&eacute;e directement sur le plancher pour bien voir dans le noir&nbsp;&#8213; toutes les zones de grin&ccedil;age &agrave; &eacute;viter. Pas pu le faire hier. Mais j&rsquo;aurais aim&eacute;.<\/li>\n<li>Ne se mouvoir, changer d&rsquo;objectif ou chanter <em>La Bite &agrave; Dudule<\/em> que durant les applaudissements qui honorent chaque morceau, afin que les bruits personnels soient couverts par la foule. Si personne n&rsquo;applaudit, allez vous en, l&rsquo;artiste est nase<sup>1<\/sup>.<\/li>\n<li>Si les moyens techniques le permettent, viser par l&rsquo;&eacute;cran. Viser par l&rsquo;&eacute;cran est un moyen efficace de lutter contre les effets du miroir qui se l&egrave;ve et descend &agrave; chaque prise de vue. En moins de trois semaines, ma peau est nette, propre et pas du tout rougie gr&acirc;ce &agrave; une r&eacute;duction du taux de gros yeux de 73,4% (d&rsquo;apr&egrave;s des tests cliniques). Cette technique comporte toutefois deux graves risques&nbsp;:\n<ol>\n<li>Viser par l&rsquo;&eacute;cran, &ccedil;a emp&ecirc;che de bien se concentrer sur l&rsquo;expression du sujet, du coup on est moins r&eacute;actif. Enfin personnellement, &ccedil;a me fait &ccedil;a. Pas terrible.<\/li>\n<li>Viser par l&rsquo;&eacute;cran, &ccedil;a pompe la batterie. Oui, c&rsquo;est la honte, mais j&rsquo;ai fini en rade de batterie.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Enfin, il est bien entendu possible de faire fi de la vindicte populaire en se permettant tout le bruit n&eacute;cessaire &agrave; la pratique de son Art, quitte &agrave; s&rsquo;asseoir sur les genoux de l&rsquo;artiste durant le 4<sup>e<\/sup> morceau. Les plus timides pourront se munir d&rsquo;un masque de soudeur pour cacher leur &eacute;moi et &eacute;viter de voir les gros yeux qui jugeront chacun de leurs mouvements. Attention toutefois &agrave; ne pas &ecirc;tre pris pour <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/home.php#!\/video\/video.php?v=472841357243&amp;ref=mf\">Rapha&euml;l<\/a> et provoquer une &eacute;meute.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:right\">Voil&agrave;. Et &agrave; part &ccedil;a, rien.<\/p>\n<div id=\"bandeson\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/pochettes\/m\/murdocks-distortionnist.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.the-murdocks.com\/\">Murdocks<\/a> &ndash; <em>Black Jesus Knocking<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>ngg_shortcode_0_placeholder<div id=\"bas_note\">\n<p>_____<\/p>\n<p><sup>1<\/sup> Ou le public compos&eacute; de manchots, oui, je sais.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;avais d&eacute;j&agrave; fait des photos d&rsquo;artiste acoustique qui joue pas fort avec toute la salle qui se retourne vers toi en faisant les gros yeux d&egrave;s que tu d&eacute;clenches, mais avec un plancher qui GRINCE en bonus, &ccedil;a non. Ah ah. 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