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\nDieppe, 20 mars.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

J’avoue que ce titre eut été plus drôle pour introduire un couple d’hippopotames.<\/p>\n

Mais faut dire qu’on trouve fort peu d’hippopotames en Haute-Normandie.<\/p>\n

[Contrairement à ce qu’on croit.]<\/p>\n

Restons dans les hippopotames avec une bande-son ― qui, une fois de plus, habille fort bien la photo car on ne fait pas les choses à moitié ici ― entendue de plus en plus sur TF11<\/sup> et M6 dans des reportages de magazines de société2<\/sup> et qui nous fait dire que les gens de TF1 et M6, quand on leur file un CD, ils n’écoutent que le premier titre4<\/sup>.<\/p>\n

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 The xx<\/a> – Intro<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

_____<\/p>\n

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1<\/sup> À ce point de la phrase normalement vous avez tous peur d’entendre You Can Leave Your Hat on<\/em> comme dans Attention à la marche<\/em> ou la reprise de Kiss des Enfoirés comme dans Les Enfoirés font du ski<\/em>. Rassurez-vous. Ces choses effrayantes resteront là-bas<\/a>3<\/sup>.<\/p>\n

2<\/sup> D’où le rapport avec les hippopotames.<\/p>\n

3<\/sup> Tiens d’ailleurs en parlant de choses effrayantes : le métro londonien est construit sous un ancien cimetière indien<\/a> et les chats péteurs ça peut tuer les papys<\/a>. Ça fout grave les boules.<\/p>\n

4<\/sup> Alors que moi non puisque j’ai déjà posté la piste no<\/sup> 7 là<\/a>, bande de nains.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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[Contrairement à ce qu’on croit.] Restons dans les hippopotames avec une bande-son ― qui, une fois de plus, habille fort bien la photo car on ne fait pas les choses…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25728,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[1438,2615,10144,10359,10707,10311,10484,10120,10708,3657,10483,143,10714,3621,10615],"class_list":["post-7344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dpc","tag-ef-50-mm-f14-usm","tag-eos-5d-mark-ii","tag-ciel","tag-couple","tag-dieppe","tag-dos","tag-eau","tag-france","tag-haute-normandie","tag-intro","tag-mer","tag-noir-et-blanc","tag-plage","tag-seine-maritime","tag-the-xx"],"acf":[],"geo":{"latitude":49.9268951,"longitude":1.0718644,"description":"Boulevard de Verdun, 76200 Dieppe, France"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/201004061.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3b35P-1Us","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7460,"url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2010\/04\/28\/huit\/","url_meta":{"origin":7344,"position":0},"title":"Huit.","author":"dpc","date":"28 avril 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Passage Pauline Amblard, Dieppe, 21 mars. 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