{"id":724,"date":"2004-07-23T03:22:54","date_gmt":"2004-07-23T03:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.po-l.com\/wordpress\/?p=724"},"modified":"2014-01-16T15:24:42","modified_gmt":"2014-01-16T13:24:42","slug":"a-la-decouverte-du-michigan-lointain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2004\/07\/23\/a-la-decouverte-du-michigan-lointain\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c0 la d\u00e9couverte du Michigan lointain."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>L&rsquo;exp\u00e9rience montre qu&rsquo;il arrive souvent, lors de contacts humains avec des autochtones du Michigan, que ces derniers prennent une posture typique. Cela se produit g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement quelques minutes \u00e0 peine apr\u00e8s la premi\u00e8re rencontre&nbsp;: <\/p>\n<div id=\"photo2\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2004\/07\/35.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"photo2\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2004\/07\/36.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Que peut bien vouloir nous faire comprendre cet autochtone en adoptant la posture typique ci-dessus&nbsp;?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> &laquo;&nbsp;Je jure de ne dire la v\u00e9rit\u00e9, rien que la v\u00e9rit\u00e9. Mirez donc, votre Honneur, j&rsquo;ai m\u00eame lev\u00e9 la main droite afin de me donner plus de cr\u00e9dit.&nbsp;&raquo; (Manifestement, l&rsquo;autochtone nous a pris pour un repr\u00e9sentant de la justice). <\/li>\n<li> &laquo;&nbsp;Salutations galactiques, femme terrienne. Je me nomme Inseminator, \u00e9claireur g\u00e9n\u00e9tique du peuple de Rigel 12. Tu es l&rsquo;\u00e9lue qui mettra au monde le fruit du premier accouplement de nos deux esp\u00e8ces. J&rsquo;esp\u00e8re t&rsquo;&ecirc;tre plaisant et qu&rsquo;on ne voit pas mes tentacules.&nbsp;&raquo; <\/li>\n<li> &laquo;&nbsp;Bonjour, ami europ\u00e9en. Fier de mes racines, je me permets de te saluer comme le faisaient mes anc\u00eatres, les terribles Peau-Rouges du Michigan \u00e9ternel.&nbsp;&raquo; <\/li>\n<li> &laquo;&nbsp;Toi, je te reconnais. Tu es un gros glandu qui ne fait rien au boulot. Ne te vexe donc pas, s&rsquo;il te pla\u00eet, je suis ton \u00e9gal. Regarde donc le poil qui me pousse dans la main droite.&nbsp;&raquo; <\/li>\n<li> &laquo;&nbsp;Bien que je ne vous connaisse que depuis peu, vous m&rsquo;\u00eates fort sympathique. Je ne peux r\u00e9sister \u00e0 l&rsquo;envie de vous conter mes probl\u00e8mes chiro-dermatologiques.&nbsp;&raquo; <\/li>\n<li> &laquo;&nbsp;Je ne veux pas te conna\u00eetre.&nbsp;Tes propos provoquent en moi un ennui profond, doubl\u00e9 d&rsquo;une soudaine lassitude. Je te prie de bien vouloir &agrave; l&rsquo;avenir adresser ton propos &agrave; la main que voici.&nbsp;&raquo; <\/li>\n<li> &laquo;&nbsp;Ben gros, tu m&rsquo;crois tu m&rsquo;crois pas, le mod\u00e8le pour la main du mec sur la sonde Voyager I, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait moi&nbsp;!!!&nbsp;&raquo; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Bon. Perdu. C&rsquo;est rien de \u00e7a. C&rsquo;est juste la r\u00e9ponse qui succ\u00e8de \u00e0 l&rsquo;anodine question &laquo;&nbsp;Et toi, o\u00f9 habites-tu&nbsp;?&nbsp;&raquo;. Le proc\u00e9d\u00e9 repose sur une judicieuse assimilation de la forme de l&rsquo;&Eacute;tat du Michigan \u00e0 celle de la main droite, cet organe bien pratique. Le doigt de la main gauche intervient alors pour indiquer avec une diabolique pr\u00e9cision l&#8217;emplacement de la ville d&rsquo;origine de l&rsquo;autochtone&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<div id=\"photo2\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2004\/07\/37.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Voil\u00e0. Maintenant tu sais. La prochaine fois que tu rencontres un habitant du Michigan, ne le prends pas pour un Martien. Fais plut\u00f4t comme moi, essaie de faire un hexagone avec ta main droite (c&rsquo;est plut\u00f4t bal\u00e8ze, faut reconna\u00eetre).<\/p>\n<div id=\"photo\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2004\/07\/38.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Si ce jeu t&rsquo;a plu, amuse-toi avec tes amis \u00e0 deviner quels organes bien pratiques utilisent les autochtones des autres \u00e9tats pour indiquer avec une diabolique pr\u00e9cision l&#8217;emplacement de leur ville d&rsquo;origine. Vous pouvez, par exemple, commencer par la Floride&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<div id=\"photo2\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2004\/07\/39.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"bandeson\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/pochettes\/m\/muse-hullabaloo.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.muse.mu\/\">Muse<\/a> &ndash; <em>Citizen Erased<\/em> (live)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L&rsquo;exp\u00e9rience montre qu&rsquo;il arrive souvent, lors de contacts humains avec des autochtones du Michigan, que ces derniers prennent une posture typique. Cela se produit g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement quelques minutes \u00e0 peine apr\u00e8s la premi\u00e8re rencontre&nbsp;: Que peut bien vouloir nous faire comprendre cet autochtone en adoptant la posture typique ci-dessus&nbsp;? &laquo;&nbsp;Je jure de ne dire la v\u00e9rit\u00e9,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24667,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[220,10125,54,10090],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dpc","tag-citizen-erased","tag-dessin","tag-michigan","tag-muse"],"acf":[],"geo":null,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/351.gif","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3b35P-bG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":124649,"url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2023\/06\/12\/servus-wien-6\/","url_meta":{"origin":724,"position":0},"title":"Servus Wien.","author":"dpc","date":"12 juin 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"[La galerie compl\u00e8te vient apr\u00e8s ce looooong texte traditionnel dont l'origine se perd dans les pr\u00e9mices de ce mill\u00e9naires.] Vienne, 14 \u2013 15 avril 2023. 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