{"id":685,"date":"2004-08-24T03:53:13","date_gmt":"2004-08-24T03:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.po-l.com\/wordpress\/?p=685"},"modified":"2012-08-08T11:49:35","modified_gmt":"2012-08-08T09:49:35","slug":"les-aventures-desopilantes-de-au-boulot-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2004\/08\/24\/les-aventures-desopilantes-de-au-boulot-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Les aventures d\u00e9sopilantes de Au Boulot #2."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"photo\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/images\/etoile_blanche.jpg\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Penchons-nous aujourd&rsquo;hui sur le monde merveilleux de l&rsquo;urinoir autochtone.<\/p>\n<p>L&rsquo;urinoir \u00e9tasunien diff\u00e8re principalement de son homologue europ\u00e9en de par sa forme aust\u00e8re, rectangulaire, facile \u00e0 \u00eatre reproduite en masse. Cette facilit\u00e9 de moulage explique sa prolif\u00e9ration&nbsp;: ici, tous les urinoirs sont de la m\u00eame marque, American Standard (un monopole que l&rsquo;on ne cite que rarement dans les d\u00eeners mondains, tant il est vrai que causer pissoti\u00e8res \u00e0 table d\u00e9note du plus cruel mauvais go\u00fbt).<\/p>\n<p>Mais attention. Nos urinoirs ont beau \u00eatre les plus jolis, le cousin \u00e9tasunien s&rsquo;av\u00e8re le plus commode gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 un atout de poids&nbsp;: la face sup\u00e9rieure plane. Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 elle, le sanitaire peut par exemple accueillir une tasse de caf\u00e9 ou un bol de soupe pour pouvoir renouveler, d\u00e8s la miction effectu\u00e9e, la r\u00e9serve de liquide embarqu\u00e9 dans le corps de l&rsquo;utilisateur.<\/p>\n<div id=\"photo2\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2004\/08\/65.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"petit\"><em><strong>Fig. 1 &mdash; Techniques de d\u00e9p\u00f4t d&rsquo;un breuvage sur deux urinoirs diff\u00e9rents.<\/strong> Noter l&rsquo;utilisation d&rsquo;un \u00e9tai et d&rsquo;une corde dans le cas de l&rsquo;urinoir europ\u00e9en, cependant que l&rsquo;urinoir \u00e9tasunien ne requiert aucun artifice pour assurer la stabilit\u00e9 du breuvage dans de bien meilleures conditions d&rsquo;\u00e9quilibre.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>L&rsquo;utilisateur de l&rsquo;urinoir, \u00e0 condition d&rsquo;\u00eatre inventif, peut trouver d&rsquo;autres usages \u00e0 ladite surface sup\u00e9rieure plane&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<div id=\"photo2\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2004\/08\/66.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n    Fig 2.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"photo2\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2004\/08\/67.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n    Fig. 3<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"photo2\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2004\/08\/68.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n    Fig. 4<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"petit\"><em><strong>Fig. 2, 3 et 4 &mdash; Emplois divers de la surface sup\u00e9rieure plane d&rsquo;un urinoir \u00e9tasunien&nbsp;:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<ul class=\"petit\">\n<li><em>Fig. 2&nbsp;: Dossiers d\u00e9pos\u00e9s l\u00e0 afin de se lib\u00e9rer les mains.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Fig. 3&nbsp;: Petit miroir sph\u00e9rique permettant de surprendre l&rsquo;\u00e9ventuel farceur qui viendrait pincer les fesses de l&rsquo;utilisateur au pire moment.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Fig. 4&nbsp;: Ventilateur en cas de miction caniculaire.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Certaines personnes, affect\u00e9es par le ph\u00e9nom\u00e8ne r\u00e9pandu de <a href=\"http:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Parur\u00e9sie\">parur\u00e9sie<\/a> &#8213;&nbsp;la miction ne pouvant s&rsquo;op\u00e9rer du fait d&rsquo;une g\u00eane psychologique g\u00e9n\u00e9r\u00e9e par la pr\u00e9sence d&rsquo;une personne inconnue dans la stalle voisine&nbsp;&#8213; profitent \u00e9galement de la surface sup\u00e9rieure plane pour recr\u00e9er durant la miction une ambiance familiale et intime facilitant la t\u00e2che de l&rsquo;utilisateur de l&rsquo;urinoir en lui conf\u00e9rant assurance, soutien et r\u00e9confort dans ce p\u00e9nible moment. Cette derni\u00e8re phrase \u00e9tait diablement longue.<\/p>\n<div id=\"photo2\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2004\/08\/69.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"petit\"><em>Fig. 5&nbsp;: Recr\u00e9ation d&rsquo;un cadre familial et intime, propice au soutien et au r\u00e9confort.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Il va sans dire qu&rsquo;une fois facilit\u00e9e, la miction est plus prompte. L&rsquo;entreprise voit donc la rentabilit\u00e9 de son personnel masculin grimper en fl\u00e8che, gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9conomie de temps morts biologiques qui d\u00e9coulent de la simple pr\u00e9sence d&rsquo;une surface sup\u00e9rieure plane, aust\u00e8re, mais pratique.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:right\">D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, ils sont forts, ces Ricains.<\/p>\n<div id=\"bandeson\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/pochettes\/c\/coldplay-live_2003.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldplay.com\/\">Coldplay<\/a> &ndash; <em>Moses<\/em> (live)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Penchons-nous aujourd&rsquo;hui sur le monde merveilleux de l&rsquo;urinoir autochtone. L&rsquo;urinoir \u00e9tasunien diff\u00e8re principalement de son homologue europ\u00e9en de par sa forme aust\u00e8re, rectangulaire, facile \u00e0 \u00eatre reproduite en masse. Cette facilit\u00e9 de moulage explique sa prolif\u00e9ration&nbsp;: ici, tous les urinoirs sont de la m\u00eame marque, American Standard (un monopole que l&rsquo;on ne cite que rarement&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24631,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[148,53,10145,10364,10125,10225,55,54,4228,396],"class_list":["post-685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dpc","tag-a80","tag-auburn-hills","tag-bureau","tag-coldplay","tag-dessin","tag-drapeau","tag-etats-unis","tag-michigan","tag-moses","tag-urinoir"],"acf":[],"geo":{"latitude":42.6344719,"longitude":-83.2487411,"description":"85 S Opdyke Rd, Auburn Hills, MI 48326, USA"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/653.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3b35P-b3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":968,"url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2007\/06\/04\/space-mot-keys-9\/","url_meta":{"origin":685,"position":0},"title":"Space mot-keys #9.","author":"dpc","date":"4 juin 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"ize proude tou pr\u00e9sente 5 concerts \u00a039 \u00a013 \u00a010 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a08 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a08 La Secte de la Chauve Citrouille est de retour, et \u00e7a fait mal. 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Il y a vingt ans, les Pistons de D\u00e9troit \u00e9taient encore\u2026","rel":"","context":"Dans &quot;DPC&quot;","block_context":{"text":"DPC","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/category\/dpc\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/20250612-08.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/20250612-08.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/20250612-08.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/20250612-08.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/20250612-08.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18555,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions\/18555"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}