{"id":592,"date":"2004-11-02T01:06:14","date_gmt":"2004-11-02T01:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.po-l.com\/wordpress\/?p=592"},"modified":"2012-09-28T15:07:34","modified_gmt":"2012-09-28T13:07:34","slug":"fan-tarte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2004\/11\/02\/fan-tarte\/","title":{"rendered":"Fan-Tarte."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"photo\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.po-L.com\/belogue\/photo\/2004\/11\/03.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<h1>Probl&eacute;matique&nbsp;:<\/h1>\n<p>Un coll&egrave;gue, bossant dans le cubi d&rsquo;&agrave; c&ocirc;t&eacute;, vient de m&rsquo;offrir un sachet entier de bonbons.<\/p>\n<h4>Hypoth&egrave;ses&nbsp;: (cocher la (les) propositions valables)<\/h4>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type:upper-alpha\">\n<li>Mon coll&egrave;gue, induit en erreur par mon visage de ch&eacute;rubin, m&rsquo;a pris pour un gamin de 10 ans. Ce pr&eacute;sent traduit son intention de combler l&rsquo;espi&egrave;gle petit gar&ccedil;on que je lui semble &ecirc;tre.<\/li>\n<li>Secr&egrave;tement amoureux de moi, mon coll&egrave;gue attendait depuis des mois un bon pr&eacute;texte pour me faire un cadeau. Il souhaite ainsi me remplir de gratitude et d&rsquo;admiration &agrave; son &eacute;gard afin d&rsquo;obtenir mes faveurs.<\/li>\n<li>Mon coll&egrave;gue vit dans une ferme recul&eacute;e, tr&egrave;s au nord, l&agrave; o&ugrave; il n&rsquo;y a rien, &agrave; une latitude d&rsquo;au moins 69 Mile Road, et aucun gamin n&rsquo;est venu hier jusque chez lui. Heureusement, je suis l&agrave; pour r&eacute;cup&eacute;rer les invendus de l&rsquo;imposant stock de bonbons qui lui reste sur les bras, tant il est vrai que les bonbons, &ccedil;a se cong&egrave;le mal.<\/li>\n<li>Mon coll&egrave;gue trouve que je ferais mieux d&rsquo;adopter le tour de taille moyen US, afin de faire couleur locale. Les bonbons n&rsquo;&eacute;taient qu&rsquo;une mise en bouche. Demain, il me met sous perfusion de Coca.<\/li>\n<li><strike>Mon coll&egrave;gue a d&eacute;valis&eacute; la Banque Centrale du Michigan et s&rsquo;est dit que la meilleure solution de blanchir l&rsquo;argent &eacute;tait de la convertir en d&rsquo;imposantes quantit&eacute;s de bonbons. Ce n&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;apr&egrave;s que lui est venue l&rsquo;id&eacute;e de se demander ce qu&rsquo;il allait faire des sucreries ainsi obtenues<\/strike> (peu probable&nbsp;: pour que son plan soit efficace, il devrait vendre les bonbons).<\/li>\n<li>Mon coll&egrave;gue, primesautier et jeune d&rsquo;esprit, a pass&eacute; toute la journ&eacute;e d&rsquo;hier &agrave; aller r&eacute;clamer des bonbons &agrave; toutes les portes de son voisinage, d&eacute;guis&eacute; en pingouin mort-vivant. &Agrave; son retour &agrave; la maison, fier comme Artaban, sa m&egrave;re l&rsquo;a pri&eacute; d&rsquo;en donner aujourd&rsquo;hui &agrave; ses camarades d&eacute;munis, pour lui inculquer le partage. Gr&acirc;ce lui soit rendue.<\/li>\n<li>Mon coll&egrave;gue n&rsquo;a rien trouv&eacute; de mieux que de se d&eacute;guiser en Micha&euml;l Jackson hier. Il a ainsi fait fuir tous les enfants qui s&rsquo;aventuraient devant sa porte, lui laissant sur les bras des monceaux de friandises vari&eacute;es, dont il tente de se d&eacute;barrasser aujourd&rsquo;hui.<\/li>\n<li>Mon coll&egrave;gue, sous de faux airs courtois, cherche &agrave; m&#8217;empoisonner avec des bonbons avari&eacute;s, dans le sombre but de prendre ma place et d&rsquo;obtenir tous ses avantages (stylo Bic et gomme de fonction).&nbsp;&Agrave; l&rsquo;instar de Dallas et de ses Texas Rangers, le monde professionnel est d&eacute;cid&eacute;ment une jungle impitoyable, <\/li>\n<li>Mon coll&egrave;gue lit ce bel&ouml;gue depuis ses d&eacute;buts. Ne pouvant pas m&rsquo;offrir de bonbons virtuels mais reconnaissant pour toutes les notes d&eacute;sopoilantes qu&rsquo;il lit avidement depuis des mois,&nbsp;il a d&eacute;cid&eacute; de m&rsquo;en offrir un sac entier d&rsquo;un coup. Des vrais, en plus. Thanks buddy, glad you try learning French by coming here and reading my stuff. I appreciate.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Reste &agrave; savoir comment je vais d&eacute;poser tout &ccedil;a sur mon compte-&eacute;pargne bonbons.<\/p>\n<p>\/Edit&nbsp;: Merci quand m&ecirc;me au coll&egrave;gue, c&rsquo;est sympa de sa part.<\/p>\n<p>\/Edit 2&nbsp;: Nonobstant sa gentillesse, je mange pas de bonbons. J&rsquo;ai le droit de les revendre ou bien&nbsp;?<\/p>\n<div id=\"bandeson\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/pochettes\/e\/eisley-laughing_city.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.eisley.com\">Eisley<\/a> &mdash; <em>Telescopic Eyes<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Probl&eacute;matique&nbsp;: Un coll&egrave;gue, bossant dans le cubi d&rsquo;&agrave; c&ocirc;t&eacute;, vient de m&rsquo;offrir un sachet entier de bonbons. Hypoth&egrave;ses&nbsp;: (cocher la (les) propositions valables) Mon coll&egrave;gue, induit en erreur par mon visage de ch&eacute;rubin, m&rsquo;a pris pour un gamin de 10 ans. Ce pr&eacute;sent traduit son intention de combler l&rsquo;espi&egrave;gle petit gar&ccedil;on que je lui semble&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24539,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[10145,155,132,474,55,512,54,584],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dpc","tag-bureau","tag-ef-s-18-55-mm-f35-56-ii","tag-eos-20d","tag-eisley","tag-etats-unis","tag-halloween","tag-michigan","tag-telescopic-eyes"],"acf":[],"geo":{"latitude":42.6344719,"longitude":-83.2487411,"description":"85 S Opdyke Rd, Auburn Hills, MI 48326, USA"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/036.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3b35P-9y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":773,"url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2006\/08\/27\/radiohead-rock-en-seine-paris\/","url_meta":{"origin":592,"position":0},"title":"Radiohead @ Rock en Seine, Paris.","author":"dpc","date":"27 ao\u00fbt 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"La premi\u00e8re [et derni\u00e8re] fois c'\u00e9tait au milieu des palmiers d'un d\u00e9sert californien surchauff\u00e9, quelques minutes \u00e0 peine apr\u00e8s la reformation des Pixies, au fin fond d'une foule de 60\u00a0000 personnes savourant religieusement leur seule date am\u00e9ricaine de cette ann\u00e9e 2004. 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