{"id":5478,"date":"2009-12-26T09:30:10","date_gmt":"2009-12-26T08:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.po-l.com\/belogue\/?p=5478"},"modified":"2012-08-29T09:47:38","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T07:47:38","slug":"2009en-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2009\/12\/26\/2009en-1\/","title":{"rendered":"2009 en… #1."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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\n Le Fanfaron, Paris, 5 décembre.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

et<\/strong> <\/p>\n

présentent<\/strong><\/p>\n

2009 en 5 titres nases pourris et horripilants qu’on ferait mieux de noyer tous ces zazous plutôt que leur donner un micro<\/h1>\n

[Et subitement je m’étonne de n’avoir pas retenu Sliimy dans la sélection de cette année.]<\/p>\n

Saluons l’exploit de Muse qui, après avoir atteint les sommets ― mais si souvenez-vous, les chouettes albums, les clips avec des cowboys moustachus<\/a>, les classements de fin d’année flatteurs<\/a>, toute notre jeunesse ― remporte cette année le grand prix de l’exaspération radiophonique matraquante. Bien sûr Uprising<\/em> n’est dans l’absolu pas pire que les horreurs qu’ont pu pondre Ska Nerfs ou Revolvère, mais en arriver là après tout les chouettes espoirs qu’on a pu mettre en eux ― même les Inrocks y ont cru un jour, c’est dire ― énervant au moins autant que les cinq diffusions de Should I Stay or Should I Go?<\/em> auxquelles on a le droit dès qu’on écoute RTL2 plus de deux heures, forcément, ça leur fait des points en plus.<\/p>\n

Notons au passage qu’Editors auraient fort bien pu finir dans le même classement pour les mêmes raisons avec leur PAPILLON<\/em>, n’eut été cet historique document<\/a> qui prouve que ce titre peut-être joli, quand il n’est pas chanté avec toute la douceur d’un colonel de la Wehrmach qui se serait coincé le doigt dans la porte de son Panzer sur fond de synthétiseurs rachetés d’occase à Jean-Michel Jarre.<\/p>\n

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        1. Muse — Uprising<\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n
        2. Ska Nerfs [CH] — Volte-face<\/em> (feat. Mark Kelly)<\/li>\n
        3. Revolver — Get Around Town<\/em><\/li>\n
        4. Montgomery — 6 bonnes raisons<\/em><\/li>\n
        5. Clarika — Je ne serai pas<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

          Également cités :<\/strong> U2 ― I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight<\/em>, Olivia Gruik ― Elle panique<\/em>, Lilly Allen ― Fuck You<\/em>, Black Eyed Peas ― Boom Boom Pow, <\/em>Kanye West ― Love Lockdown<\/em>, Indochine ― Little Dolls<\/em>, Green Day ― 21 Guns<\/em> et Cure de Picrate ― Comme des enfants<\/em>. Mention spéciale aux BB Brunes qui, s’ils avaient sorti leur Lalalove You<\/em> un peu plus tôt, aurait sûrement fini dans les 5 premiers.<\/p>\n

          S’il manque des trucs, mettez ça sur le compte de la formidable capacité d’oubli dont est capable le cerveau humain pour préserver sa santé mentale.<\/p>\n

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           PJ Harvey<\/a> – This Wicked Tongue<\/em> (Peel session)<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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          Archives 2008<\/a>, 2007<\/a> et 2006<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n