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\n Rue Montorgueil, Paris, 6 juin.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

J’ai quand même du mal à concilier ma vie d’avant (celle qui finit tard) avec ma vie de maintenant (celle qui commence tôt).<\/p>\n

"Du coup j’anticipais sur ma future fatigue,
\n Les muscles ankylosés1<\/sup> qu’aucune envie n’irrigue.<\/em>"<\/p>\n

\n

 Elista<\/a> – La vie à deux<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\n

_____<\/p>\n

1<\/sup> Et là me vient une interrogation subite: "ankylosé, ça veut pas bêtement dire ‘bras tout lourds et plein de kilos, quand même?’". Après vérification, ankylose vient du grec άγκύλωσις2<\/sup>, qui signifie ankylose. Vite, vite, allez tous raconter ça à vos collègues à la machine à café pour les épater un coup3<\/sup> !<\/p>\n

2<\/sup> Y a pas à dire, quand même. Mettre du grec en plein milieu d’une phrase, ça fait belögue super-cultivé littérairement à la pointe du savoir érudit.<\/p>\n

3<\/sup> S’ils soupirent en vous traitant de schtroumpf à lunettes, le plan B consiste à revenir à son bureau et envoyer ce lien<\/a> à tout le monde. Effet garanti.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Rue Montorgueil, Paris, 6 juin. J’ai quand même du mal à concilier ma vie d’avant (celle qui finit tard) avec ma vie de maintenant (celle qui commence tôt). "Du coup j’anticipais sur ma future fatigue, Les muscles ankylosés1 qu’aucune envie n’irrigue."  Elista – La vie à deux _____ 1 Et là me vient une interrogation…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24283,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[10251,155,132,10163,10249,10121,1072,10147,793,10098,1070,164,10288],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dpc","tag-10251","tag-ef-s-18-55-mm-f35-56-ii","tag-eos-20d","tag-elista","tag-francais","tag-ile-de-france","tag-la-vie-a-deux","tag-nuit","tag-orange","tag-paris","tag-rue-montorgueil","tag-urbain","tag-velo"],"acf":[],"geo":{"latitude":48.8655319,"longitude":2.3468471,"description":null},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/200506151.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3b35P-5x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":855,"url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2006\/12\/20\/elista-la-boule-noire-paris\/","url_meta":{"origin":343,"position":0},"title":"Elista @ la Boule Noire, Paris.","author":"dpc","date":"20 d\u00e9cembre 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Finir dans les journaux r\u00e9veill\u00e9, La folie douce tendu, Mon ivresse (\u00c0 l'autoroute A3) survolt\u00e9... 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