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\n


\n Station de RER Nation, Paris, 7 juin.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

Et en fait, là, tu vois, tu enlèves les ovaux2<\/sup>, la chemise bleue, tu ajoutes des cheveux, tu mets un bureau devant, des collègues piailleurs autour, pas de café dedans3<\/sup> et là, oui, là, tu obtiens moi.<\/p>\n

[et le pull sans manche. Il faut aussi virer le pull sans manche.]<\/p>\n

"I’m thinkin’ about my doorbell
\n When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it?"<\/em><\/p>\n

\/Edit: J’en ai maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarre qu’ils prononcent tous Woippy "ouappy" dans cette boîte quand ils parlent de leur usine, bordel, je vais en étrangler un.<\/p>\n

______<\/p>\n

\n

1<\/sup> Si ça tombe, le gars, il s’appelle même pas Cuilleri.<\/p>\n

2<\/sup> Ne pas confondre ovaux, pluriel d’oval, avec ovaux, son homographe, qui est le fils de l’ovache.<\/p>\n

3<\/sup> Personne n’a 35 centimes à me prêter?<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

\n

 The White Stripes<\/a> – My Doorbell<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Station de RER Nation, Paris, 7 juin. Et en fait, là, tu vois, tu enlèves les ovaux2, la chemise bleue, tu ajoutes des cheveux, tu mets un bureau devant, des collègues piailleurs autour, pas de café dedans3 et là, oui, là, tu obtiens moi. [et le pull sans manche. Il faut aussi virer le pull…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24282,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[10271,155,132,10249,10120,10121,10119,1073,10270,10098,10272,974,770,10097],"class_list":["post-342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dpc","tag-10271","tag-ef-s-18-55-mm-f35-56-ii","tag-eos-20d","tag-francais","tag-france","tag-ile-de-france","tag-metro","tag-my-doorbell","tag-nation","tag-paris","tag-portrait","tag-rer-a","tag-rouge","tag-the-white-stripes"],"acf":[],"geo":{"latitude":48.8487282,"longitude":2.3962533,"description":null},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/200506161.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3b35P-5w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":135161,"url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2026\/01\/30\/en-2025-2-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":342,"position":0},"title":"En 2025 [2\/2].","author":"dpc","date":"30 janvier 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"5 364 km dans Paris en 2025. 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