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\n Rien, Paris, 28 juin1<\/sup>.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

Pour fêter la victoire tout sauf attendue de notre équipe de fouteballe nationale, et en profitant d’un grammage certain au prétexte duquel je m’autoriserai cette digression anartistique, je lui dédie l’hymne de la victoire2<\/sup> messine de la cuiller en bois3<\/sup> des XXXe<\/sup> jeux Ω-ÉNI de Saint Étienne4<\/sup> 2002.<\/p>\n

[Et je vais me coucher avec un Aspro®<\/sup> en tentant de répondre à l’insoluble question : « Comment débusquer une télévision diffusant le match de samedi en plein milieu du Malsaulcy et trouver le moyen de demander à Morrissey de faire moins fort pour qu’on puisse entendre Gillardini gillardiner pendant que les fouteux fouteront. »]<\/p>\n

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 Jean-Marie Bigard<\/a> ― Lalala<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

\/Edit : Et demain, il se lève, il se bouscule, il réalise l’ampleur de la débilité de sa note de la nuit et il l’efface.<\/p>\n

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_____<\/p>\n

1<\/sup> La prochaine tu n’oublieras pas ta compactflash au boulot, et tu pourras faire plein de photos, canard.<\/p>\n

2<\/sup> Honteusement volé aux Brestois.<\/p>\n

3<\/sup> Honteusement volée aux Brestois.<\/p>\n

4<\/sup> Allez, allez, allez.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Rien, Paris, 28 juin1. Pour fêter la victoire tout sauf attendue de notre équipe de fouteballe nationale, et en profitant d’un grammage certain au prétexte duquel je m’autoriserai cette digression anartistique, je lui dédie l’hymne de la victoire2 messine de la cuiller en bois3 des XXXe jeux Ω-ÉNI de Saint Étienne4 2002. 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