{"id":181,"date":"2006-06-26T10:38:45","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T10:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.po-l.com\/wordpress\/?p=181"},"modified":"2012-04-30T13:54:57","modified_gmt":"2012-04-30T11:54:57","slug":"breve-de-bureau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2006\/06\/26\/breve-de-bureau\/","title":{"rendered":"Br&ecirc;ve de bureau."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"photo\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/images\/etoile_blanche.jpg\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"petit\">(O&ugrave; il est question du 69, num&eacute;ro &agrave; composer en cas d&rsquo;accident du travail donnant r&eacute;guli&egrave;rement lieu &agrave; de spirituelles plaisanteries, et de P., coll&egrave;gue secouriste et barbu. Les pr&eacute;noms ont volontairement &eacute;t&eacute; chang&eacute;s afin de prot&eacute;ger l&rsquo;anonymats des diff&eacute;rents intervenants.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Valium&nbsp;: &laquo;&nbsp;Pas besoin de retenir son num&eacute;ro de poste. Il suffit d&rsquo;appeler le 69 et de feinter un malaise en pr&eacute;tendant qu&rsquo;on est allergique aux imberbes et l&agrave; hop, ils te l&rsquo;envoient lui, le barbu.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/li>\n<li> Noirine&nbsp;:  &laquo;&nbsp;Oui mais attention, parce que s&rsquo;il vient pour le 69, il va te faire un bouche &agrave; bouche.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/li>\n<li> Valium&nbsp;: &laquo;&nbsp;&#8230;&nbsp;&raquo;<\/li>\n<li> Noirine&nbsp;: &laquo;&nbsp;&#8230;&nbsp;?&nbsp;&raquo;<\/li>\n<li> Valium&nbsp;: &laquo;&nbsp;Je pense que tu devrais r&eacute;viser tes concepts.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id=\"bandeson\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/pochettes\/r\/rhinocerose-schizophonia.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rinocerose.com\/\">Rin&ocirc;&ccedil;&eacute;r&ocirc;se<\/a> &mdash; <em>Cubicle<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(O&ugrave; il est question du 69, num&eacute;ro &agrave; composer en cas d&rsquo;accident du travail donnant r&eacute;guli&egrave;rement lieu &agrave; de spirituelles plaisanteries, et de P., coll&egrave;gue secouriste et barbu. Les pr&eacute;noms ont volontairement &eacute;t&eacute; chang&eacute;s afin de prot&eacute;ger l&rsquo;anonymats des diff&eacute;rents intervenants.) Valium&nbsp;: &laquo;&nbsp;Pas besoin de retenir son num&eacute;ro de poste. Il suffit d&rsquo;appeler le 69&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24116,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[10145,1658,1657],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pictureless-thoughts","tag-bureau","tag-cubicle","tag-rinocerose"],"acf":[],"geo":null,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/rhinocerose-schizophonia1.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3b35P-2V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":132422,"url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2025\/06\/12\/jaunes-dombres\/","url_meta":{"origin":181,"position":0},"title":"Jaunes d&rsquo;ombres.","author":"dpc","date":"12 juin 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"Tour Montparnasse, Paris, 18 avril 2024.Merci \u00e0 Lala mais pas \u00e0 Leffe\u00ae ni Twinuts\u00ae car j'ai sottement oubli\u00e9 de faire les commissions. 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