{"id":14890,"date":"2011-12-26T10:52:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-26T08:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.po-L.com\/belogue\/?p=14890"},"modified":"2012-05-22T11:46:27","modified_gmt":"2012-05-22T09:46:27","slug":"2011-en-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2011\/12\/26\/2011-en-1\/","title":{"rendered":"2011 en… #1."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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présente<\/strong><\/p>\n

2011 en les 5 pires trucs subis à la radio pendant un an<\/h1>\n

Avertissement : Les artistes et morceaux suivants sont dénoncés ici à titre PRÉVENTIF, sans lien permettant de les écouter. En parcourant cette notasse, le lecteur reconnaît avoir conscience du danger que représente cette liste, accepte d’assumer l’entière responsabilité de tout traumatisme physique ou psychologique occasionné par l’écoute de l’une ou l’autre de ces œuvres et renonce par avance à toute poursuite de l’auteur de ce journal électronique et\/ou ses représentants légaux.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Il est balèze, Sydney Valette. Avec un bête magnétophone, un texte crétin et son affreuse voix nasillarde il arrive à te faire le pire morceau de la galaxie, un truc assez insupportable pour te donner envie de te jeter par la fenêtre après t’être persillé les tympans, une Œuvre à rendre jaloux les plus grands, à commencer par la Brigitte Fontaine qui pourtant avait frappé très très fort avec son Dancefloor<\/em> machin qui a sûrement été écrit comme une blague ou peut-être à la suite d’un pari perdu, va savoir.<\/p>\n

Comme d’habitude, tout ça mérite plein, plein de Victoires de la Musique. Vivement mars prochain, encore.<\/p>\n

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        1. Sydney Valette — Frustration onirique<\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n
        2. Brigitte Fontaine — Dancefloor<\/em> (feat. Grace Jones)<\/li>\n
        3. Yelle — Safari disco club<\/em><\/li>\n
        4. Amy Winehouse feat. Nas — Like Smoke<\/em><\/li>\n
        5. Cure de Picrate — Adieu<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

          Également cités1<\/sup> :<\/strong> Stromaë – Peace or Violence<\/em>, Gorillaz – Doncamatic<\/em>, Rihanna – Man Down<\/em>, Akhénaton et Faf Larage – On rêvait New York<\/em>, Ben l’Oncle Soul – Petite sœur<\/em>, BB Brunes – Britty Boy<\/em>, Mika – Elle me dit<\/em>, Gym Class Heroes – Stereo Hearts<\/em> (feat. Adam Levine), Le Chef Cochon – Je suis le Chef Cochon<\/em> ainsi que l’intégrale des vidéos léthales<\/STRIKE> virales de Luce-de-la-Neue-Star<\/a>.<\/p>\n

          Archives 2010<\/a>, 2009<\/a>, 2008<\/a>, 2007<\/a> et 2006<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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           The White Stripes<\/a> – Red Death at 6:14<\/em>
          \n [youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HE_JX9GvaVE[\/youtube]<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

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          1. Et encore, il en manque à peu près la moitié pour cause d’effacement de la liste par mon Nipode en septembre. Vous pouvez vous estimer heureux.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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