{"id":132160,"date":"2025-04-23T16:45:37","date_gmt":"2025-04-23T14:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/?p=132160"},"modified":"2026-04-22T17:00:49","modified_gmt":"2026-04-22T15:00:49","slug":"etoiles-filees-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2025\/04\/23\/etoiles-filees-20\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c9toiles fil\u00e9es #20."},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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\u00c9peign\u00e9-sur-D\u00eame, 14 f\u00e9vrier 2025.<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
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Aujourd’hui, 23 avril 2025, marque le 4e<\/sup> anniversaire de ma plus retentissante foirade photographique1<\/sup>, une photo qui me fait encore me r\u00e9veiller la nuit, le dos ruisselant de sueur froide, hurlant \u00ab ET MERDE ELLE EST SUREXPOS\u00c9E \u00bb dans le noir.<\/p>

L’occasion est belle pour vous publier ici un nouvel exemple d’\u00e9chec cuisant, de cadrage cette fois-ci, alors que la m\u00e9t\u00e9o se pr\u00eatait bien \u00e0 l’exercice, que j’avais le mat\u00e9riel sous la main, que la lune me laissait 20 minutes avant de se lever et que tout roulait sans encombre.<\/p>

Ce soir-l\u00e0, je me couchai serein, certain du travail bien fait, et je dormis tel une grosse souche s\u00e8che d’un sommeil \u00e0 peine entrecoup\u00e9 de deux ou trois \u00ab ET MERDE ELLE EST SUREXPOS\u00c9E \u00bb tonitruants.<\/p>

Ce n’est donc que le lendemain, quand j’ai vid\u00e9 ma carte, que j’ai pu r\u00e9aliser que j’avais :<\/p>

  1. Mis une grosse b\u00eate branche dans le cadre ;<\/li>
  2. Cal\u00e9 cette grosse b\u00eate branche pile devant la polaire ;<\/li>
  3. Arrang\u00e9 le tout de mani\u00e8re \u00e0 ce que l’ensemble soit tout \u00e0 fait impossible \u00e0 recadrer.<\/li><\/ol>

    \u00c0 ce niveau, oui mesdames, oui messieurs, on peut parler de talent.<\/p>

    Je vous souhaite une bonne journ\u00e9e internationale de la foirade photographique et je retourne me coucher.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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    1 Cette photo a progressivement gliss\u00e9 sous le tapis du temps. Je ne vous la remettrai donc pas sous le nez. Allez la chercher vous-m\u00eames et, s’il vous pla\u00eet, arr\u00eatez de me dire qu’elle n’est pas si nulle que \u00e7a, car je ne l’aime pas<\/b>.<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    \u00c9peign\u00e9-sur-D\u00eame, 14 f\u00e9vrier 2025. Aujourd’hui, 23 avril 2025, marque le 4e anniversaire de ma plus retentissante foirade photographique1, une photo qui me fait encore me r\u00e9veiller la nuit, le dos ruisselant de sueur froide, hurlant \u00ab ET MERDE ELLE EST SUREXPOS\u00c9E \u00bb dans le noir. 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