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\n Rue du Vivier, Metz, 8 septembre 2007.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n Rue du Vivier, Metz, 27 mai 2005<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Outre le fait que les services techniques de Metz font mal leur boulot [je ne saurais d’ailleurs même pas dire depuis quand cette inscription y est, je l’ai toujours connue ainsi], 3 observations fondamentales :<\/p>\n

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  1. un 10-22 mm, c’est quand même bien pratique pour faire du grand-angle quand tu souffres d’atrophie du capteur.<\/li>\n
  2. Une sonde pour étalonner ses écrans, c’est quand même bien pratique pour arrêter de pondre d’horribles noirs et blancs par trop jaunes, beurkouze.<\/li>\n
  3. Une résolution plus grande, c’est quand même bien pratique pour pouvoir offrir une augmentation de la surface moyenne des photos de ce belögue de l’ordre de 28,7%, ce qui est pas rien, convenons-en.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Sinon finir sa soirée avec en fond Super Nany<\/em> qui tente d’éduquer un nouvel Attila infantile en passant une heure à parler de « la chambre à ta sœur » et de « la place à ton père », ça donne de folles envies de lui envoyer Mischelle Bescherelles, une ancienne de la Légion à la solde de l’Académie, à la Super Machin.<\/p>\n

    Et sinon j’ai vu ça<\/a> suivi de ça<\/a>, une parodie par mon jeune ami réalisateur de ça<\/a>, et pardon mais dvl, comme nous disons en néerlandais nous autres gens faussement cultivés.<\/p>\n

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     PJ Harvey<\/a> – Silence<\/em> <\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Rue du Vivier, Metz, 8 septembre 2007. Rue du Vivier, Metz, 27 mai 2005. Outre le fait que les services techniques de Metz font mal leur boulot [je ne saurais d’ailleurs même pas dire depuis quand cette inscription y est, je l’ai toujours connue ainsi], 3 observations fondamentales : un 10-22 mm, c’est quand même bien…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24972,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[148,142,132,10120,10668,10175,10173,10174,143,10688,10180,10305,432,2145,2144,10393,4568],"class_list":["post-1042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dpc","tag-a80","tag-ef-s-10-22-mm-f35-45-usm","tag-eos-20d","tag-france","tag-graffiti","tag-lorraine","tag-metz","tag-moselle","tag-noir-et-blanc","tag-paves","tag-pj-harvey","tag-porte","tag-rue-du-vivier","tag-silence","tag-super-nanny","tag-television","tag-white-chalk-album"],"acf":[],"geo":{"latitude":49.1208382,"longitude":6.1754818,"description":"8 Rue du Vivier, 57000 Metz, France"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/200709211.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3b35P-gO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":110,"url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2006\/03\/28\/sehr-hand-zehn\/","url_meta":{"origin":1042,"position":0},"title":"Sehr hand zehn.","author":"dpc","date":"28 mars 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Rue du Vivier, Metz, 25 mars, 13h04. 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