{"id":1035,"date":"2007-09-12T00:01:34","date_gmt":"2007-09-12T00:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.po-l.com\/wordpress\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2012-05-20T16:54:44","modified_gmt":"2012-05-20T14:54:44","slug":"gigognes-et-riens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2007\/09\/12\/gigognes-et-riens\/","title":{"rendered":"Gigognes et riens."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"photo\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/2007\/09\/20070912.jpg\" \/><br \/>Oudehoogstraat, Amsterdam, 14 ao&ucirc;t<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li> En anglais, le Schtroumpf &agrave; Lunettes s&rsquo;appelle <em>Brainy Smurf<\/em>. Ils ont rien compris, les Anglais. Tout le monde sait qu&rsquo;&ecirc;tre Schtroumpf &agrave; Lunettes n&rsquo;est pas une question  de cerveau, mais de lunettes.<\/li>\n<li>PJ Harvey hier soir &agrave; Canal, c&rsquo;&eacute;tait magique. Sans compter qu&rsquo;elle ne m&rsquo;a pas pris en flagrant d&eacute;lit de nez dans ses seins. Je progresse, mine de rien.<\/li>\n<li>D&rsquo;ailleurs, pourquoi nous, les Fran&ccedil;ais, nous &eacute;vertuons &agrave; prononcer son nom <em>Pidji Harvey<\/em> alors que la logique voudrait qu&rsquo;on le prononce <em>P&eacute;ji Harvet<\/em> [&agrave; la fran&ccedil;aise] ou <em>Pidjai Harvi <\/em>[&agrave; l&rsquo;anglaise]&nbsp;? J&rsquo;en n&rsquo;ai pas dormi de la nuit.<\/li>\n<li>Blanche est au Trabendo le 26 octobre. Et &ccedil;a mon pote, c&rsquo;est cool.<\/li>\n<li>Des semaines que les rumeurs en causaient, c&rsquo;est officiel&nbsp;: Man&oelig;uvre sera dans le jury de la Nouvelle Stare. Deux monde vont s&rsquo;encontrer, j&rsquo;ai h&acirc;te&nbsp;:\n<ul style=\"list-style:none\">\n<li>&laquo;&nbsp;Ouiiiiiiii, alors Joachim je comprends paaaaaas, y a pas assez de guitares dans ton rock et ton jean slim est trop laaarge, c&rsquo;est pas g&eacute;niaaaal, Joey Ramone doit se retourner dans sa tombe, quoiiii.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/li>\n<li>&laquo;&nbsp;Mais m&rsquo;sieur, mon djine c&rsquo;est un baggy et pis D&rsquo;la merde ta targui moi j&rsquo;fais du pe-ra, qu&rsquo;esse tu m&#8217;embrouilles&nbsp;?&nbsp;&raquo;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Hier soir sur <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ouifm.fr\">J&auml; FM<\/a> [la radio rock qui aime Mickey Tout Seul, Mika et Olivia Ruiz], au cours d&rsquo;une interview d&rsquo;un journaliste de la RTBF parsem&eacute;e de questions stupides et de blagues grasse dont lui seul &agrave; le secret, Johan Rauques a parl&eacute; durant 10 minutes des deux principales communaut&eacute;s linguistiques belges en les rebaptisant &laquo;&nbsp;Vallons&nbsp;&raquo; et &laquo;&nbsp;Flanders&nbsp;&raquo;, faisant passer la Belgique pour un pays constitu&eacute; de collines verdoyantes et de voisins des Simpsons. Je demande en guise de r&eacute;paration son renvoi imm&eacute;diat et sa lapidation en place publique au moyen de poulpes rances.<\/li>\n<li>Wikip&eacute;dia m&rsquo;a <a href=\"http:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Metz\">racont&eacute;<\/a> que si Metz se dit Metz pendant que Yutz se dit Yutz, c&rsquo;est que les Messins ont d&eacute;cid&eacute; de changer la prononciation du nom de leur ville durant l&rsquo;Annexion pour ne plus le dire de la m&ecirc;me fa&ccedil;on que les Allemands. Je ne sais pas si c&rsquo;est vrai, mais &ccedil;a signifierait que ceux qui &eacute;corchent son nom [dont, &agrave; coup s&ucirc;r, Johan Rauques fait partie], sont des espions allemands &agrave; la solde de l&rsquo;Empereur.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id=\"bandeson\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/photo\/pochettes\/h\/harvey_pj-white_chalk.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.pjharvey.net\/\">PJ Harvey<\/a> &ndash; <em>White Chalk<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oudehoogstraat, Amsterdam, 14 ao&ucirc;t En anglais, le Schtroumpf &agrave; Lunettes s&rsquo;appelle Brainy Smurf. Ils ont rien compris, les Anglais. Tout le monde sait qu&rsquo;&ecirc;tre Schtroumpf &agrave; Lunettes n&rsquo;est pas une question de cerveau, mais de lunettes. PJ Harvey hier soir &agrave; Canal, c&rsquo;&eacute;tait magique. Sans compter qu&rsquo;elle ne m&rsquo;a pas pris en flagrant d&eacute;lit de&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24965,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[711,77,1438,132,4043,4040,2130,10173,2132,2128,494,414,10411,10180,10305,2131,4568,2129],"class_list":["post-1035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dpc","tag-amsterdam","tag-blanche","tag-ef-50-mm-f14-usm","tag-eos-20d","tag-centrum","tag-hollande-septentrionale","tag-johann-roques","tag-metz","tag-nouvelle-star","tag-oudehoogstraat","tag-oui-fm","tag-pays-bas","tag-philippe-manoeuvre","tag-pj-harvey","tag-porte","tag-white-chalk","tag-white-chalk-album","tag-yutz"],"acf":[],"geo":{"latitude":52.371067,"longitude":4.8981533,"description":"Oude Hoogstraat 14-24, 1012 Amsterdam, The Netherlands"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/200709121.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3b35P-gH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":20314,"url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2007\/09\/12\/pj-harvey-album-de-la-semaine-aubervilliers\/","url_meta":{"origin":1035,"position":0},"title":"PJ Harvey @ Album de la semaine, Aubervilliers.","author":"dpc","date":"12 septembre 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"The Devil | Grow Grow Grow | When Under Ether | White Chalk | Silence | The Piano | The Mountain || The Devil | White Chalk | Silence Avec un album si intime, pas \u00e9tonnant que PJ Harvey se pr\u00e9sente seule sur le plateau de Canal. 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En attendant les vacances dans le Dorset qu'elle nous a promises pour le 24 septembre, l'avant-go\u00fbt du jour\u00a0: \u00a0PJ Harvey \u2013 Ouen Under Ezer","rel":"","context":"Dans &quot;DPC&quot;","block_context":{"text":"DPC","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/category\/dpc\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/200708281.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":20312,"url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2007\/09\/24\/white-chalk\/","url_meta":{"origin":1035,"position":2},"title":"White Chalk","author":"dpc","date":"24 septembre 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Island_33\u201957\u201d_24\/09 Surprise. Alors qu'on s'attendait \u00e0 des suites trac\u00e9es dans le m\u00eame sillon que son Uh Huh Her brut de fonderie sorti en 2004, PJ Harvey livre un 7e opus acoustique et presque enti\u00e8rement au piano, qu\u2019elle survole d\u2019un chant suraigu. 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Outre le fait que les services techniques de Metz font mal leur boulot [je ne saurais d'ailleurs m\u00eame pas dire depuis quand cette inscription y est, je l'ai toujours connue ainsi], 3 observations fondamentales\u00a0: un 10-22\u2026","rel":"","context":"Dans &quot;DPC&quot;","block_context":{"text":"DPC","link":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/category\/dpc\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/200709211.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1045,"url":"https:\/\/www.wallendorff.com\/belogue\/2007\/09\/27\/l-aigre-eau-riz\/","url_meta":{"origin":1035,"position":4},"title":"\u00c0 l&rsquo;aigre eau riz.","author":"dpc","date":"27 septembre 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Temple Neuf, Metz, 8 septembre. 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